25 Interesting Facts about Us!

(This Not Me Personally Doing It, It's A Heidelberg Version)

1. Been Smoking since I was 2 years old
2. been doing drugs since I was 4
3. haven't had a bath in years
4. live on the street
5. people call me jazzy p because it sounds sexy
6. WE HAVE 1 DOLLAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. 1 have one pair of shoes
8. we go to a RICH school
9. we LOVE money
10. we LOVE food
11. we love it when it rains because we get a shower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12. we love to burn things
13. we hate the smell of rich people, but we love to hang around them, to make us look cool
14. we smellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
15. we love boxes
16. we live close to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17. we like the op shop, but we can't afford anything!!!
18. we can't afford nothing over 20 cents
19. we try and find food around the street
20. we try to find new houses everyday
21. we try and ask people if we can live with them, but they say NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22. we got our school uniform from the second hand shop as poor quality
23. we also go to Heidelberg school for the poor, we don't pay the school fees coz there FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!
24. we love our friends coz they support us
25. we have a sign saying "WE ARE POOR, WE NEED MONEY"

(AGAIN THIS IS A HEIDELBERG VERSION , NOT US PERSONALLY ANSWERING THEM)
(THIS IS A JOKE, WERE NOT TRYING  TO MAKE FUN OF POOR PEOPLE)


SEE YA BROS