Heidelberg Poem!!!!

IN A POOR MAN'S HOME

THE POOR MAN'S HOME

In a Poor Man's home
There is no wish 
Not even on your dish; 
No choice, but not boresome. 

In a Poor Man's home, 
Nothing is found on a silver platter;
Not even on a clay platter; 
No rejoice, but not toilsome. 

In a Poor Man's home 
You can't pay your fees 
Not even on your knees; 
No voice, but in all, its awesome. 

But tho' it seems today bitter 
It'll be tomorrow sweeter.

POOR BUT RICH

maybe  don't it all
some time sleep on a wall
maybe near a water fall
no money
but plenty honey
from my love bunny
its funny
tho I don't have best cloth stich
and no place to go
I am
POOR BUT RICH

(WE ARE NOT MAKING FUN OF POOR PEOPLE, IT'S JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT )

Heidelbergers DANCING FAIL!!!

Hey Bros!!!

So Me and Jazzy P tried to dance like rich people to "Thinking Out Loud" by Ed Sheeran, but of course, because we're heidelbergers, we don't know how to fancy dance, so here's our failed parody.Enjoy ;)

SEPTEMBER Favs - LATE!!!

Jazzy P and BJ's September Favs: THIS IS  A HEIDELBERG VERSION NOT US ACTUALLY ANSWEING THEM
Toilet Paper From Aldi: The toilet paper is soft and CHEAP.
 
 
 


 Regular Spread from Coles: It's really cheap and nice

 

 

 

 

 

SEE YA BROS

IS  A HEIDELBERG VESION NOT US ACTUALLY ANSWEING THEM

buts: so good and CHEAP

Would You Rather? - Jazzy P

THIS IS HEIDELBERG VERSION NOT ME PERSONALITY ANSWERING THEM
WE ARE NOT MAKING FUN OF POOR PEOPLE, WE ARE JUST DOING IT FOR FUN

1. 1. Would you rather...
2. ✓ Be 4’5”?
3. ✓ Be 7’7”?   - the taller the better, you can find more food                                   
    

Duh! Guess what? You’re now in the NBA! Or maybe you’re just a person who’s really good at picking apples off of trees

1. 2. Would you rather...
2. ✓ Have legs as long as your fingers?
3. ✓ Have fingers as long as your legs? - you can grab more food at once              

✓ X You want fingers as long as your legs!

Duh! You will now win EVERY fight

1. 3. Would you rather...
2. ✓ Be able to run at 100 miles per hour? - you will be able to run away from the cops
3. ✓ Or fly at 10 miles per hour?

✓ X You want to fly!

Come on, now. You always have to choose flying. Running is for squares, anyway.

1. 4. Would you rather...
2. ✓ Sweat mayo? - it would be cool because you will have food on u
3. ✓ Or have to poop a softball?

✓ X Gotta go with the softball.

One and done!

1. 5. Would you rather...
2. ✓ Talk like Jar Jar Binks? (You are not allowed to kill yourself.)- scare the cops                                   
3. ✓ Or look like Jar Jar Binks? (You are not allowed to kill yourself.)

✓ X Definitely talk like Jar Jar Binks!

Just never speak, ever. Except for when you start a massively popular reggae ban

1. 6. Would you rather...
2. ✓ Have a dragon? - have a dragon so I can look rich
3. ✓ Or be a dragon?

✓ X Have a dragon!

Come on, life would be so lonely if you were the only dragon. You need some dragon companions if you’re gonna be a dragon.

1. 7. Would you rather...
2. ✓ Be sexually attracted to fruit?
3. ✓ Or have Cheetos dust permanently stuck on your fingers? - you can lick ur fingers so your never hungry

✓ X Trick question. Cheetos dust is actually a perk.

Everybody wins with a little Cheetos dust on their fingers. Also, let’s be honest: Fruit is kinda gross.

1. 8. Would you rather...
2. ✓ Never have to worry about money? - that would so COOL.                                     
3. ✓ Or live in a world with Pokemon?

✓ X Pokemon, obviously!

How are you going to pretend like this hasn’t always been your dream? Plot twist: You can only speak in Celine Dion lyrics. Sorry!

1. 9. Would you rather...
2. ✓ Be the BEST racquetball player in the world?
3. ✓ Or find $65 on the street? -omg, that would be so cool. of course I would choose that                                     

✓ X Take the money!

Guess what? You can now buy a decent clock radio!

1. 10. Would you rather...
2. ✓ Speak any language fluently?
3. ✓ Or be able to talk to animals? - so they can steel me food

Guess what, chump? HUMANS ARE ANIMALS! LOOOOOPHOLE!

1. 11. Would you rather...
2. ✓ Not have sex with a goat, and have everyone think you had sex with a goat?
3. ✓ Or have sex with a goat, but no one will ever find out? - have sex with anyone I can                                      

✓ X Either way you’re a goatfucker, goatfucker.

And maybe you’ll enjoy it? Hey, as long as everyone’s havin’ a good time.

1. 12. Would you rather...
2. ✓ Only be able to whisper?
3. ✓ Or only be able to shout? shout so I can RULE Heidelberg                                      

✓ X Whisper!

No one should yell. Ever.

1. 13. Would you rather...
2. ✓ Eat a pinecone? - when I can eat I will eat
3. ✓ Or poop a pinecone?

✓ X Eat!

I’ve never eaten a pinecone, have you? Could be delicious!

1. 14. Would you rather...
2. ✓ Change gender every time you sneeze?
3. ✓ Or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby? I could eat it so......yeah

✓ X Muffins

You just say “No, thanks, I’m trying to cut back,” any time you’re presented with eit

1. 15. Would you rather...
2. ✓ Watch your parents have sex every day of your life?
3. ✓ Or join in once to stop it? JOIN IN BABY

BJ YOUR ANSWERING THIS NEXT