The Heidelbergers: 2014

Wednesday, 26 November 2014

At the Heidelberg Award Ceremony, there was an epic concert starring Jazzy P and BJ!

Priscilla was crowned Miss Heidelberg 2014

No Terrorists were allowed in the building because last year they tried to burn the stage down (typical)

Thursday, 20 November 2014

TROLLEY RIDING IS BRILLIANT!!!!!!

Everyday we go down to the park to do some trolley riding. I's not only fun but its also like your very own roller coaster......HERE"S A PIC OF HOW IT'S DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST YOU HAVE TO GO TO YOUR LOCAL PARK TO FIND A TROLLEY TO USE!!!!

THEN RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEE YA BROS!!!!!

HEY BROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Guys,
Sorry for not posted something in like for A LONG TIME.
HERE IS A PIC TO CHEER YOU..........

SEE YA BROS!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, 26 October 2014

Heidelberg Poem!!!!

IN A POOR MAN'S HOME

THE POOR MAN'S HOME

In a Poor Man's home
There is no wish 
Not even on your dish; 
No choice, but not boresome. 

In a Poor Man's home, 
Nothing is found on a silver platter;
Not even on a clay platter; 
No rejoice, but not toilsome. 

In a Poor Man's home 
You can't pay your fees 
Not even on your knees; 
No voice, but in all, its awesome. 

But tho' it seems today bitter 
It'll be tomorrow sweeter.

POOR BUT RICH

maybe  don't it all
some time sleep on a wall
maybe near a water fall
no money
but plenty honey
from my love bunny
its funny
tho I don't have best cloth stich
and no place to go
I am
POOR BUT RICH

(WE ARE NOT MAKING FUN OF POOR PEOPLE, IT'S JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT )

Thursday, 23 October 2014

Hey Bros!!!

So Me and Jazzy P tried to dance like rich people to "Thinking Out Loud" by Ed Sheeran, but of course, because we're heidelbergers, we don't know how to fancy dance, so here's our failed parody.Enjoy ;)

Saturday, 4 October 2014

SEPTEMBER Favs - LATE!!!

Jazzy P and BJ's September Favs: THIS IS A HEIDELBERG VERSION NOT US ACTUALLY ANSWEING THEM
Toilet Paper From Aldi: The toilet paper is soft and CHEAP.

Regular Spread from Coles: It's really cheap and nice

SEE YA BROS

IS A HEIDELBERG VESION NOT US ACTUALLY ANSWEING THEM

buts: so good and CHEAP

Would You Rather? - Jazzy P

THIS IS HEIDELBERG VERSION NOT ME PERSONALITY ANSWERING THEM
WE ARE NOT MAKING FUN OF POOR PEOPLE, WE ARE JUST DOING IT FOR FUN

1. Would you rather...
✓ Be 4’5”?
✓ Be 7’7”? - the taller the better, you can find more food

2. Would you rather...
✓ Have legs as long as your fingers?
✓ Have fingers as long as your legs? - you can grab more food at once

3. Would you rather...
✓ Be able to run at 100 miles per hour? - you will be able to run away from the cops
✓ Or fly at 10 miles per hour?

4. Would you rather...
✓ Sweat mayo? - it would be cool because you will have food on u
✓ Or have to poop a softball?

5. Would you rather...
✓ Talk like Jar Jar Binks? (You are not allowed to kill yourself.)- scare the cops
✓ Or look like Jar Jar Binks? (You are not allowed to kill yourself.)

6. Would you rather...
✓ Have a dragon? - have a dragon so I can look rich
✓ Or be a dragon?

7. Would you rather...
✓ Be sexually attracted to fruit?
✓ Or have Cheetos dust permanently stuck on your fingers? - you can lick ur fingers so your never hungry

8. Would you rather...
✓ Never have to worry about money? - that would so COOL.
✓ Or live in a world with Pokemon?

9. Would you rather...
✓ Be the BEST racquetball player in the world?
✓ Or find $65 on the street? -omg, that would be so cool. of course I would choose that

10. Would you rather...
✓ Speak any language fluently?
✓ Or be able to talk to animals? - so they can steel me food

11. Would you rather...
✓ Not have sex with a goat, and have everyone think you had sex with a goat?
✓ Or have sex with a goat, but no one will ever find out? - have sex with anyone I can

12. Would you rather...
✓ Only be able to whisper?
✓ Or only be able to shout? shout so I can RULE Heidelberg

13. Would you rather...
✓ Eat a pinecone? - when I can eat I will eat
✓ Or poop a pinecone?

14. Would you rather...
✓ Change gender every time you sneeze?
✓ Or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby? I could eat it so......yeah

15. Would you rather...
✓ Watch your parents have sex every day of your life?
✓ Or join in once to stop it? JOIN IN BABY

BJ YOUR ANSWERING THIS NEXT

Tuesday, 16 September 2014

Pigeon In Uniform!!!

Here is a cute little pigeon in uniform, awwww so cute and so grown up!!!

SEE YA BROS!!!!

Monday, 15 September 2014

It's Me Jazzy P, I just want to say that if you want to know who I really am then go check out : Awesome Amy and Joyful Jazzy's Adventures!
If you want to know who BJ really is then go check out: Astonishing Aishabella

I do it with my other friend Amy

The Heidelbergers, is just for entertainment and to make people laugh, its not who we really like.
I Hope you like The Heidelbergers BlogSpot and stay tuned for more funny posts!!

SEE YA BROS!!!

Holidays Soon!!!

For me and BJ it's almost the two week holidays and were so excited.
For two weeks we will be doing nothing AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jazzy P's Plans:
Sleep
Sleep
Sleep
Eat
Sleep
Aishabella's Plans:
Sleep
Sleep
Sleep
Eat
Sleep

SEE YA BROS!!!

(PLEASE KEEP IN MIND, THIS ALL A JOKE, WE JUST DO THIS TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH)

Sunday, 14 September 2014

25 Interesting Facts about Us!

(This Not Me Personally Doing It, It's A Heidelberg Version)

Been Smoking since I was 2 years old
been doing drugs since I was 4
haven't had a bath in years
live on the street
people call me jazzy p because it sounds sexy
WE HAVE 1 DOLLAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 have one pair of shoes
we go to a RICH school
we LOVE money
we LOVE food
we love it when it rains because we get a shower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we love to burn things
we hate the smell of rich people, but we love to hang around them, to make us look cool
we smellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
we love boxes
we live close to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we like the op shop, but we can't afford anything!!!
we can't afford nothing over 20 cents
we try and find food around the street
we try to find new houses everyday
we try and ask people if we can live with them, but they say NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we got our school uniform from the second hand shop as poor quality
we also go to Heidelberg school for the poor, we don't pay the school fees coz there FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!
we love our friends coz they support us
we have a sign saying "WE ARE POOR, WE NEED MONEY"

(AGAIN THIS IS A HEIDELBERG VERSION , NOT US PERSONALLY ANSWERING THEM)
(THIS IS A JOKE, WERE NOT TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF POOR PEOPLE)

SEE YA BROS

Tuesday, 9 September 2014

NEW 2014 Acid Album!!!

Watch out world!

BJ's got a NEW ALBUM coming out soon!

Acid Princess - in the making atm

So tune in on Soundcloud and Youtube for updates on newly released songs

Don't forget to share this with your friends! Spread the word my darlings! I need free advertising

LOL

Monday, 8 September 2014

My Cat Missy Series

Hey Guys,
I have to make this quick because I only have 2% left on my laptop. But I just wanted to say I have started My Cat Missy series on my YouTube channel so go check it out.
Jazzy P's YouTube Channel

SEE YA BROS!!!

Tuesday, 2 September 2014

Need Subscribes

Go Subscribe to both of our channels
BJ's Channel
Jazzy P's Channel

SEE YA BROS!!!

Google Plus Community: Heidelbergers

We have also got a community on google plus called Heidelbergers.
Go join our community at: https://plus.google.com/u/0/communities/110435799623559665453

SEE YA BROS!!!!!!!

Monday, 1 September 2014

Hi Bros

Hi Bros,
Nothing mush as been happening, just going to school as per usual, to all those Heidelbgers who don't go to school, YOU MUST OR ELSE your going to turn into a druggy and trust me we don't want more of those.
SEE YA BROS!!!

Sunday, 24 August 2014

Missy Makes A New Friend - Cartoon 2

Thursday, 21 August 2014

Hay Fever

BJ Has Hay fever!

Poor BJ has hay fever :( She has been sneezing like crazy. She takes tissues with her EVERYWHERE when I say everywhere I mean EVERYWHERE!!!!!
Comment below "Get Well Soon BJ" so she can get better soon.
SEE YA BROS!!!

SS Birthday

Happy Birthday SS (aka BJ's Sister)

It's her Birthday
Go and say happy birthday to her on her Blogspot:
SS Blogspot

SEE YA BROS

Wednesday, 20 August 2014

Heidelberger Child Memories and Heidelberg stuff

Heidelberger Child Memories

(this a Heidelberg version, not our actual childhood memories)

Yogi Bear: Show
Yogi Bear
Song: Striper the Kitty
Striper the kitty
Now for some Heidelberger stuff:

Just exactly what a Heidelberg would do: Oi Mush
Oi Mush
Warning: RATED (M) AND NOT SUTIABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 15 YEARS OLD
Kunt and the Gang: Song
Kunt and the Gang
Warning: RATED (M) AND NOT SUTIABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 15 YEARS OLD

SEE YA BROS

Tuesday, 19 August 2014

Exciting News

Jazzy P is moving house next year!!!!!!!! I will be moving to a brand new house in HEIDELBERG, so don't worry
I will still be Heidelberger.
SEE YA BROS!!!!

Monday, 18 August 2014

OMH's Law

Heidelberger's Learn OHM's Law

We learnt that:
V= IR
I= V/R
R=V/I

SEE YA BROS!!!!

Heidelberg Quote

"Never give up, because you can't"- Jazzy P

SEE YA BROS!!!

Missy the Heidelberger Cat

Here is the Day In the Life of a Heidelberger Cat
Starring Jazzy P's Cat Missy Vic

Smoke
Hot Chips in the oven
Can't remember the rest

6)FAVOURITE SOUNDS?

Police siren

7)WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
No money
8)WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN U WAKE?
"I need to find more food"
9)FAVOURITE FASTFOOD PLACE?
Can't afford it :(
10)FUTURE CHILD’S NAME?
Jim Beam
11)FINISH THIS STATEMENT—IF I HAD A LOT OF MONEY I’D…
I would buy all my Heidelberg friends a house and then have a party.
12)DO U DRIVE FAST?
Yeah of course
13)DO U SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
Can't afford it :(
14)STORMS–COOL OR SCARY?
Dunno
15)WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
Box
16)FAVOURITE DRINK?
Beer or water
17)FINISH THIS STATEMENT-IF I HAD THE TIME I WOULD…
find another house
18)DO YOU EAT THE STEMS ON BROCCOLI?
YES OF COURSE, NOT WASTE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19)IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY OTHER COLOUR, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR CHOICE?
Dunno
20)NAME ALL THE DIFFERENT CITIES/TOWNS U HAVE LIVED IN?
Heidelberg
21)FAVOURITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Can't afford a T.V
22)ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
No one sent me this
23)WHATS UNDER YOUR BED?
Crap
24)WOULD U LIKE TO BE BORN AS YOURSELF AGAIN?
YES AND HOPEFULLY I CAN BE RICH
25)MORNING PERSON OR NIGHT OWL?
High owl
26)OVER EASY OR SUNNY SIDE UP?
dunno
27)FAVOURITE PLACE TO RELAX?
ma box
28)FAVOURITE PIE?
can't afford
29)FAVOURITE ICECREAM FLAVOUR?
can"t afford it :(
30)OF ALL THE PEOPLE U HAVE TAGGED, WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND FIRST? BJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEE YA BROS!!!!!
(AGAIN THIS IS NOT ME PERSONALLY ANSWERING THEM, IT'S A HEIDELBERG VERSION)